In this week’s episode, I take a break from digital marketing tips for another holiday-themed episode… This time, I share the top 12 SEO-themed Valentine’s Day cards. I scoured the ‘net to find the funniest cards with SEO references – hopefully you’ll get a few laughs like we did!


Welcome back to another episode of Local Search Tuesdays. This week, I’ve got a special treat for you… It’s Valentine’s Day next week, so I’m sharing a list of the 12 best SEO-themed Valentines Day cards.

If you’ve been watching this series at all, you know I like to do special holiday-themed episodes, so this week, we’re sharing the best digital marketing themed Valentine’s Day cards. I scoured the depths of the Internet to find this list, and I think you’ll get a few laughs from some of these:

Number 12: You rank #1 in my search engine

Number 11: I love you, how to say I love you, best way to say I love you,
when to say I love you, where to say I love you, top 10 ways to say I love you

Number 10: Like good content, our love is evergreen

Number 9: Are you a 404 error? I’ve been looking for you everywhere

Number 8: Are you an algorithm? Because my rankings are falling for you

Number 7: You make my heart bounce like a bad landing page

Number 6: If I had a keyword for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a manual penalty

Number 5: I searched Google for angels near me and that’s how I found you

Number 4: You must be Google Images ‘cause you turn my Safe Search on

Number 3: How about you 301 your boyfriend and let me be your Valentine

Number 2: I’d use Internet Explorer for you

And the best SEO-themed Valentine’s Day card: If I was Google, I’d index you all day long

Hope you got a few laughs out of those… but that’s all the time we’ve got for this week’s episode, so you know what that means.
Put your hand on the screen right here:
We totally just high-fived ‘cause you learned something awesome.
Thanks for watching, and we’ll see you again next week for another episode of Local Search Tuesdays.